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Robert

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RED BRICK ALLEY STORIES

The Killards Are Coming

Every damn day in Religion Class, Sister Anna Banana yapped about the Soviets revving up to start a nuclear war with the new president, Ronald Reagan. She said after the cities burned to Holy Hell, there’d be something called “nuclear winter” that would kill all... 

Double-Strength Demon Dogs

Fantastic Freddie was the only altar boy from the Red Brick Alley. He was always consecrating Ritz Crackers and trying to make us eat them like communion wafers. He light-fingered incense from the sacristy, and he blessed water from Old Lady Tully’s spigot...

Laser Loop

I couldn’t see over the tall green school bus seat except when we hit a pothole and I bounced up in the air like a Pop-Tart jumping out of a toaster. Nobody at Saint Augie’s could believe I was allowed to go. My first school picnic ever. I was good from the day I handed in my pink...

The Boy Wonder

How the Hell did Jaggerbush get himself up there? He was clawing his way up into the open window above the Science class door like a real-life gargoyle. The blockhead of a wooden mallet stuck out of the back of his Toughskins where his butt crack was. He wore three...

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Robert Roman grew up in Pittsburgh, PA, where he sold newspapers to cars from a concrete island. Read more→

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My Own Private Ulysses: I Want To Write About My Old Dad, Bo

  • Writer: Robert Roman
    Robert Roman
  • 6 days ago
  • 1 min read
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I Want To Write About My Old Dad, Bo


But I just can’t. I’m stuck with old James Joyce.

Dad had plus ninety years. They were brisk ones.

He heard midnight’s chimes, felt cold morning suns.

As these thoughts thrive, they wilt my weak, weak voice.

We read together: Mick’s main man, Jackson Lamb,

We loved The Good Lord Bird by James McBride,

And cried with laughs at Beatty’s greatest jam

The Sellout. Then there’s Flashman, what a ride.

Go look at the film based on Joyce’s book,

See Bo and Milo share the same browed eyes,

Which might make you think that each was a schnook.

But no, to life’s joke, both rascals were wise.

So, yeah, I see Bo in Leopold Bloom.

And in my mirror? His old son, I presume.

 
 
 

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