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Robert

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RED BRICK ALLEY STORIES

The Killards Are Coming

Every damn day in Religion Class, Sister Anna Banana yapped about the Soviets revving up to start a nuclear war with the new president, Ronald Reagan. She said after the cities burned to Holy Hell, there’d be something called “nuclear winter” that would kill all... 

Double-Strength Demon Dogs

Fantastic Freddie was the only altar boy from the Red Brick Alley. He was always consecrating Ritz Crackers and trying to make us eat them like communion wafers. He light-fingered incense from the sacristy, and he blessed water from Old Lady Tully’s spigot...

Laser Loop

I couldn’t see over the tall green school bus seat except when we hit a pothole and I bounced up in the air like a Pop-Tart jumping out of a toaster. Nobody at Saint Augie’s could believe I was allowed to go. My first school picnic ever. I was good from the day I handed in my pink...

The Boy Wonder

How the Hell did Jaggerbush get himself up there? He was clawing his way up into the open window above the Science class door like a real-life gargoyle. The blockhead of a wooden mallet stuck out of the back of his Toughskins where his butt crack was. He wore three...

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Robert Roman grew up in Pittsburgh, PA, where he sold newspapers to cars from a concrete island. Read more→

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Robert Roman
Sep 18

My Own Private Ulysses: James Joyce Time Again


James Joyce Time Again


He is our DJ. We are what he plays.

His long book of songs lit up the new world,

Razed the roof and set the dancefloor ablaze.

The censors swirled and his hot critics hurled

Cold water, for they knew their same old song

Had just been ding-donged by time’s closing bell

And swept off stage by the bang of the gong.

The unbold ruled Eden till Joyce gave them Hell.

Whichever century, this or the last,

A Joyce will devastate the turntable,

Give the nod, and put the past on blast

Turning the tables like Cain did Abel.

So next time the future becomes the now,

Don’t waste time asking how, just bask and say Wow.

 

 

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