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Robert

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RED BRICK ALLEY STORIES

The Killards Are Coming

Every damn day in Religion Class, Sister Anna Banana yapped about the Soviets revving up to start a nuclear war with the new president, Ronald Reagan. She said after the cities burned to Holy Hell, there’d be something called “nuclear winter” that would kill all... 

Double-Strength Demon Dogs

Fantastic Freddie was the only altar boy from the Red Brick Alley. He was always consecrating Ritz Crackers and trying to make us eat them like communion wafers. He light-fingered incense from the sacristy, and he blessed water from Old Lady Tully’s spigot...

Laser Loop

I couldn’t see over the tall green school bus seat except when we hit a pothole and I bounced up in the air like a Pop-Tart jumping out of a toaster. Nobody at Saint Augie’s could believe I was allowed to go. My first school picnic ever. I was good from the day I handed in my pink...

The Boy Wonder

How the Hell did Jaggerbush get himself up there? He was clawing his way up into the open window above the Science class door like a real-life gargoyle. The blockhead of a wooden mallet stuck out of the back of his Toughskins where his butt crack was. He wore three...

About The Author

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Robert Roman grew up in Pittsburgh, PA, where he sold newspapers to cars from a concrete island. Read more→

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My Own Private Ulysses: Wandering Through Used Books

Robert Roman


Wandering Through Used Books

 

Merchants’ Arch has a bookshop down below:

Lenehan links M’Coy by the elbow            

After he calls old Bloom, Leopoldo.              

 

Stephen Dedalus, too, is on the go

Past faded prints in Clohissey’s window.    

Then halts at a bookcart on Bedford Row,    

    

Recalls himself Stephano Dedalo,                 

Pawned school prizes: alumno optimo    

Tattered pages of memory’s echo.                 

 

“How to win a woman’s love,” reads Stephano.     

Say the following thrice, Se el yilo            

Nebrakada femininum! Amor me solo!”              

 

Yo, Jimbo, so what is the dillio?           

Do used books bestow an ultimate O?              

Or do you simply prefer Italiano?           

 

Va bene, Giacomo. Buongiorno!

1 comentario


Christopher M.
Christopher M.
15 feb

Roman Empire continues to outdo himself. Forth we go, with Leopoldo!

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