My Own Private Ulysses: Wandering Through Used Books

Wandering Through Used Books
Merchants’ Arch has a bookshop down below:
Lenehan links M’Coy by the elbow
After he calls old Bloom, Leopoldo.
Stephen Dedalus, too, is on the go
Past faded prints in Clohissey’s window.
Then halts at a bookcart on Bedford Row,
Recalls himself Stephano Dedalo,
Pawned school prizes: alumno optimo
Tattered pages of memory’s echo.
“How to win a woman’s love,” reads Stephano.
Say the following thrice, “Se el yilo
Nebrakada femininum! Amor me solo!”
Yo, Jimbo, so what is the dillio?
Do used books bestow an ultimate O?
Or do you simply prefer Italiano?
Va bene, Giacomo. Buongiorno!
Roman Empire continues to outdo himself. Forth we go, with Leopoldo!