Updated: Nov 23, 2025
Joycespearean Sonnet 130
My Molly’s eyes are Spanishy like night;
Gumjelly’s less soft than her lips are sticky;
Full breasts are white with fat nipples upright;
Heavenly hair whispers: I’m no quickie.
I adore her adulterous rump!
But seven miles up, I’ve not plunged my tongue.
Those plump mellow yellow melons will trump
Anything bursting from big Bella’s bung.
I bring toast and tea for breakfast in bed.
Eleven years since our love’s been complete.
My Molly sleeps with her toes at my head,
While Blazes Boylan gives her plum potted meat.
And yet, she’ll always be my mountain flower
Who I think of all day, every hour.
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- Oct 30, 2024
Doctor Reality’s Sentence
James Joyce wrote the only book worth a damn,
Doc Reality states like the D.A.
At worst, all the rest are scams, at best, spam,
Frowning then downing his brown I.P.A.
Since then, I’ve served that maximum sentence
Within this inescapable prison,
Below repugnance, beyond repentance,
Locked down hard, unfree to be arisen.
But Joyce is the architect of this jail,
And a world of lives lives on the inside.
I don’t want out. Don’t come up with my bail.
In solitary is where I reside.
When sentenced by Doctor Reality,
Under Joyce’s lock and key, you will be free.
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- Oct 24, 2024
Updated: Nov 23, 2025
Why Try Poetry?
Why James Joyce? That fight will just have to wait
For some other too soon happy hours.
One quatrain’s too slight for such stout debate.
Some brawls last past the hour Guinness sours.
First round, I punched up the formal essay,
Nothing too stiff, but strange, looping, and light.
The ref bounced me out to the alleyway.
Management barred me and sneered nighty-night.
From their dive they jeered and cheered my exile
With chins too weak for my meek and mild prose.
Take a dive just to thrive? Not my style.
I asked, where’s no-holds-barred, anything goes?
Poetry’s what you can get away with.
So, now I juice on James Joyce and plead the fifth.
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